During sex, there are hand jobs and there are hand jobs:
A New Zealand woman nearly lost her hand after a “steamy sex romp” in Croatia went wrong.
The Croatian Times reports the 28-year-old woman’s hand was severed on a jagged edge of a hand basin in the bathroom of a yacht off the island of Pakleni Otoci.
The paper reports police in nearby Hvar are looking for the woman’s British lover who fled the scene.
I love how homeboy took one look and then bolted. Guess he wasn’t in the mood for a footjob. OK, let me stop.
– Captain ALou