Cheaper to Keep Her Edition:
The homie Nas got KILT by Kelis in court:
“Kelis just hit the jackpot in court today — a judge awarded her a ton of money in her bitter divorce battle with estranged hubby Nas.
A judge decided Nas has to pay Kelis $US55,000 a month in combined spousal and child support plus the mortgage on their L.A. residence.
Nas also has to pay Kelis — who gave birth last night to the couple’s only child — for the baby nurse, prenatal expenses and medical insurance.
The rapper also has to pay $US35,000 to his worst nightmare — Kelis’ lawyer, disso-queen”
Shit his son is only a week old and already has more money than his daddy. I got a special song for the homie Nas:
So Im over at 2dopeboyz and Im looking at this video of Amber Rose, the video was ok, she’s fine (common knowledge) and all that, but then I look at the comments that ppl left…classic. Here are a few of those gems:
“I seen at least 5 hookers last night that would smash on this chemo patient ass bitch. and thats real.”
“She’s a total butterface. She’d need to wear a paper bag over her head first”
“yall trippin id fuck her till my dick fell off. so what if she got a fade. her body is dope as hell n she def a freak!”
“SHES SOME STUCK UP BALD BITCH, BITCH LOOKS LIKE RIPLEY FROM ALIEN 3”
“Yea, I watched this video and couldnt help but think or Guess, what it would feel like if she had those Lips on the D? And then I snapped out of it… splash on her face, pull my pants up and leave em like I do now…”
“ya’ll talk bout how you wouldn’t smash like you already smashin something better! don’t even front wit that, she’d be the best 99% a you fools ever had! I’d smash twice and that’s just before breakfast!”
(in response to that one):
“to bigdog no lie i am with somethin better
my chicks white/flip/mex 5′5″ 116 lbs and a full head of brown hair thats already better”
(and the reply):
you fuckin a mutt duke……”
“put your tougue back in your mouth”
There’s a thin line between showing tribute and just being crazy….
…this is the latter