The F@#$in Title Says It All…

Pick your Poison

Its Thursday in this bitch and for some its the end of the work week, and some muthaphucks just aint going in tomorrow lol I Digress, it time to hit your favorite liquor store and grab you a bottle of some good ass drank. We here at Random blog feel that we are “experts” when it comes to alcohol so we want to give your our top choices of fine spirits:

1. Seagrams Gin (aka Bumpy Face)

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Dont look like that, this shit is liquid Viagra, and its cheap. Come on ppl we are in a fucking Recession, you cant drink up your savings, might as well take a $10 get a 5th and get it in. And on a scale of 1 to 10 on the drunk dick meter this shit gets a 11!!! (Upgrade Amsterdam Gin or Bombay)

2. Jose Cuervo 1800 silver (aka 1800)

913_tequila_reserva_1800_silver_1210608819This shit is right here… peep game, if you know your chances of fucking someone that you might not fuck sober are high, get this shit, and few shots of this chased with lemon will throw all your inhibitions out the fucking window!! This will also turn any lame as party into a fucking circus (or orgy) (Upgrade Patron or Cabo Wabo)

3. Ciroc (aka Diddy)

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This shit is fucking smooth!!! You might not have Diddys cheese but you can fuck a bad bitch like Diddy does with this shit, mix it with some fruit juice and watch that bra come loose!!! Plus ppl swear your balling out for some fucking reason when your drinking it but you can get a liter for like $40 (Downgrade Rain Vodka, alternative Grey Goose)

4. Crown Royal

crown-royalThis that smooth shit right here, no mix just “Crown Royal on Ice” like Jill Scott says šŸ™‚ This is for a sophisticated affair, or alt east when your dealing with some ppl with some fucking sense!!! Goes well with Miles or Coltrane or some smooth ass oldschool. (alternative Jack Daniels: but watch that shit, cause your guaranteed to get into a fight off that shit)

5. Bacardi (any flavor)

bacardiThis is a old friend right here, but cheap as fuck and gets the job DONE!!! And there are some many fucking flavors of this shit and a lot of them are good. But Bacardi is a key ingredient in some good ass Jamaican Rum Punch, if you make that shit right, its a WRAP!!! Be sure to be around someone of the opposite sex that all I’m gonna even say (alternativesĀ  Captain Morgan or Sailor Jerry Spiced Rum)

So take heed, its a holiday weekend, we dont want you getting your ass kicked for holding up the line at the corner store !!!

And Drink Responsibly, make sure someone is sober enough to videotape your monkey ass to post it on youtube

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One response

  1. Gooch the Don...

    AHHHHHHHHHH Good ole drank! That Bacardi in T-Dot deserves one thing….. 8-1-00000000… LOL

    April 10, 2009 at 3:24 am

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