The F@#$in Title Says It All…

The Titty Bar VS The Strip Club

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The Titty Bar:

Has no rules

The Strip Club:

Has to many rules

The Titty Bar:

Girls grind in your lap for $10

The Strip Club:

Girls dance at arms length for $20

The Titty Bar:

Serves chicken

The Strip Club:

Might serve chicken but there is no hot sauce

The Titty Bar:

Plays Rap and R&B

The Strip Club:

Plays Rock and one random top 40 Rap song

The Titty Bar:

Has girls named Lexus and Peaches

The Strip Club:

Has girls named Stormy and Misty

The Titty Bar:

You can touch the girls

The Strip Club:

They wish your dumb ass would!!!

The Titty Bar:

Your car MIGHT be there when you get out

The Strip Club:

You car is safer than you was inside the Titty Bar

The Titty Bar:

The Dj announces the girls in a fast talking low voice

The Strip Club:

The Dj announces the girls in a fast talking low voice (what the fuck is up with that voice??)

The Titty Bar:

You might get to fuck in there

The Strip Club:

You might get to fuck later

shit thats why we go right???

The Titty Bar:

Go in a group

The Strip Club:

You can go alone, but that shit just looks weird

The Titty Bar:

There might be a fight (on or off stage)

The Strip Club:

Bouncer escort the unruley suspect out of the club, then beat the breaks off his ass in the parking lot

The WINNER: THE TITTY BAR

Cause you might get shot but atleast you got to grab some ass!!!!

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3 responses

  1. Sonny Cheeb

    AW MAN, I SOOO MISS MAGIC CITY!!

    February 25, 2009 at 9:54 pm

  2. Zoi

    money make me cum money money make me cum

    February 25, 2009 at 9:57 pm

  3. Carvo the Gooch!!!

    Yo man aint nothin like a good old dance at the CITY!!! Where else can you run into another RANDOM WILDCAT!!!! LOL

    February 28, 2009 at 12:31 am

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